Song of the Summer
Sooo, I know most people looking for an up-beat, popalicious, cheesily enjoyable summer anthem have been jamming to:
A.) ”Burnin’ Up”- by the Brothers Jonai. I am personally hating to love this adorable threesome.
B.) The ubiquitous, female empowerment jam by Katy Perry, “I Kissed a Girl” , that gets heads thumping and momentary lesbians excited.
C.) You’ve been unwillingly hypnotized by the raunchy hilarity of Lil’ Waynes latest venture into the Christian-Folk genre, with his catchy song, “Pussy, Money, Weed.”
With lyrics like:
Oh yes I love her like her dad told her
No man would ever love her oh and
I better be the only man
Sticking it, licking it like an envelope
Mailing it, sealing it, read it
I have written down victoria’s secret
Dont tell nobody, dont share your body
With nobody, not even a finger
I will cut it off and let him keep it
That ass for weezy, baby
And at my station we have sex orientation
When I hit it she squint like them orient asians
I do me, I say hey miss chung lee
I like to see your booty
Roll like sushi, im tryin to dip my celery
Up in her blue cheese
Ah’s, oo wee’s, wa la’s, ta da’s
Mhm’s, ah ha’s, oh yea’s, never oh no’s
Until I have to go, and then its never oh no
I tell her dont cry, I be back like the electric bill
And when she butt naked she dress to kill!
Chorus/Chant: Oh yes, I love her like pussy, money, weed, pussy money, weed, pussy, money, weed.
With soulful lyrics like this (my fav: I’m trying to dip my celery up in her blue cheese), your summer is sure to be filled with passion, love, tenderness, and, of course, the 3 namesake staples.
Enjoy.
xo,
Leven
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