LOLA Whiteboard
LA Charlie stopped by the office today and left some of his business blueprints on the board for us. I was lucky enough to make a cameo, wonderfully drawn hard at work. The KIDS logo courtesy of miss matisse patterson.
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My Dad is So Super Gay
Hello, me name is Jose De La Noche and my dad his name is Zak and he can suck my hairy puppy balls. He used to be cool cuz he would party all night and let me hang with the guys and the bitches. He even let me do jeeks once, but then I went to the hospital (which was hella weak). I got blood all up in my buffant and shit and I was licking my nose for like a week. Now he doesn’t party with the pura anymore.
Now he thinks he’s all smart and wears glasses and says things like, “ooh, look at me, I’m so fancy, I wear tight pants, look at me prance, I live in Brooklyn, I drink wine, do you drink wine”? He listens to loser music too! He says he’s down with the Ghostface and shit and then I’m on his computer now and he just bought TWO Phil Collins albums on iTunes. Weaksauce.
And he attacks Mom every night. He closes the door to the bedroom and then I hear her screaming and I’m trying to paw open the door. And then she shouts out, “Zak! Zak! Zak!”, and I can’t do anything because I’m only 15 lbs and my fatass dad is like a 1000 lbs. And then Mom comes out of the room and she’s all sweaty cuz dad was beating her. And I look at him and I’m thinking…
“You’re not my real dad.”
One Love,
Jose
Happenings Around Town
This last month was a great one. Many projects and developments were set in motion, or finally solidified.
May should be fun.
two step to south beach
Last week I went to Miami for work & loved it. I didn’t do anything @ night, just relaxed and explored but I found myself pleasantly surprised. With my free time I split the hours between SPF 40 tanning & sticker bombing. I met a kid named Steven who was proudly donning his New York’s Gone Hollywood shirt all over the hotel I was staying at. LOLA LOLA LOLA do it to the max xx amanda
WE ARE ALL SEAN BELL
Friday three detectives were acquitted of all charges in the 50-shot killing of Sean Bell an unarmed groom-to-be on his wedding day. Today (Monday) please wear black in protest to this disgusting injustice.
Thank You,
James
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