lola new york

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Ant Lava’s very big L & his friend, a very Big Kap at all the parties!

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James Vibe Josh & Sean Kinney’s scowl

In this video you will see a perpetually moving playground swing that has spooked families and police in Argentina. The swing will simply start to rock back and forwards without being touched. In an attempt to explain the swing’s mysterious movement, police called in physics professors. But even they have been unable to explain why the swing keeps moving. Residents claim the middle swing in a playground in the town of Firmat can keep moving continuously for ten days before suddenly coming to a halt.

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To see more videos of the allegedly haunted swingset - search “Hamaca Firmat” on youtube.

Werewolf Barmitzvah.
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Spooky, scary! See you tomorrow night at the Bowery Hotel as well

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Found these in my digital shoe-box.

Last night we went to see what is often referred to as, “the most controversial film ever made” - Cannibal Holocaust. The Grindhouse film was made in 1980, and distributed out of Italy. Immediately upon its first viewing, The director, Ruggero Deodato, was arrested on charges of murdering all four of the movie’s stars. The film was so graphic, gory, and disgusting, the Italian government put the director on trial.
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Not helping his cause, the actors had signed agreements to hide out for a few month’s of the films release to make it seem “real” - however it worked too well. The actors could not be located and were presumed, really dead.
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The film is one of the most banned & censored movies ever, however mostly now because of the graphic cruelty to animals, in which a pig, snake, spider, muskrat, & giant turtle are all killed on film.
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While watching the midnight showing at the Sunshine Theatre, we counted 21 people who walked out of the movie!
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It was disgusting and I highly recommend you go see it after eating sushi.

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Yesterday I was lucky enough to be invited to witness history in the making. It started when got a call around 5 pm in the afternoon from an amazing woman named Sabrina saying, “hurry! we’re picking you up! get home, where are you!? something, something, blah blah blah …. blah .. Brooklyn…. JAY-Z!” Needless to say, that was all I needed to hear.
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Within an hour, we pulled up to the Brooklyn Navy Yard where I was escorted into a large studio or hangar or something, frisked, fondled, and detected for objects of the metal type. Inside the studio was a stage, a large screen about 150 ft. across, and a hundred or so seats with fancy weirdos sitting in them. folks like LA Reid, Beanie Sigel, Steve Stoute and little old.. ME. A producer took the stage and explained to all of us what was taking place, I would assume that most of the people in the room knew this already however I still didn’t know what the fuck I was doing there or what I was about to witness.
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The man with the scruffy face, black suit, and New Balances announced that the one and only Young Hov would be taking the stage shortly to perform songs from his new album (keep in mind no one in the world has ever heard them yet -except my friend Rich says he has but I haven’t yet confirmed that). The crowd was very fucking excited to say the least. Yada yada yada - lights dim, intro music plays, and JAY-Z enters stage left to the sound of a thunderous ROAR of cheers. He performed the first song and it was fucking NUTS. Everyone loved it, you couldn’t not love it. He performed another new song, and another, and anoother! ALL THEM.. CRACK. The music was retardedly amazing, the crowd had lost their minds, and Jay-Z had made history. Again.
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For those of you that don’t know me, I will tell you an important factoid about myself. I am a Jay-Z fan.

ITSYABOY!,
James